Captain reaches new lows...
aka...the beauty of luxury cruising
in the Med!
- Open Letter to the Dearest Crew - that abandoned mother ship a week ago...
I was procrastinating but I knew.....this beautiful
moment was coming my way. My stunning wife is
about to come on board and I knew it would have
broken her heart, if she thought that I was neglecting Boxter...
So off I went - first I have taken big breath, had a good look around....then I dived into the gutter, to have deeper understanding what is really there ... And after I had a good look into it, you would clearly see what I found! Not only a a bucketful of toilet paper but ... looking up close ... a good yard of tooth floss ...
It taken me good couple of hours to untangle this stupid floss from the pump's rotor. Yes it rotated about 70,000 times since my crew members tried to burn this pump, hoping that the "stuff" will eventually flow... After that discovery, I had a really good talk to one of the crew members. We had a really, really good chat. I even called him about two dozens names his Mum and Dad wouldn't ever come up with ... what a shame he wasn't here!
So the crew member who just liked too much paper, seems to be an Angel - comparably with the floss Einstein - who thought that toilet is the very private space and no one will ever know ... If this crew member is still in possession of his manhood today and willing to put his hand up - I will give you very useful advise for your courage - which may save your life. Whatever you have planned yourself for tomorrow - cancel! Go first in the morning to the nearest dentist - and order whole brand new set of teeth for yourself. I know you can afford it....and what a life it could be without a floss!!! Once you have done that, you should go to the Harvard University and apply for the Dean's position - in the College of Science of Common Sense. I will gladly support your application, with all the evidence on hand!
And lastly, next time when I lecture everyone on board and everyone thinks it's obvious and boring - think about it. It could be for you exactly that - but don't roll your eyes - you may be standing next to the floss Einstein....and he may need all the help he can get!!!! But don't worry, don't thank me at all - as the song goes: "......that's what the friends are for...."
Love you all.... Yours,